Bullshits

1. My phone didn’t ring.
2. I didn’t have time to wait for him to bring it by; so-and-so is bringing it to me later.
3. Snowed-in.
4. There’s no answer.
5. I was sick.
6. I sent my girlfriend and she got lost.
7. I was admitted into the hospital.
8. I’m seeing about that right now.
9. My boy’s on his way.